For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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