Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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