i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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