I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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