You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I think my moral compass just broke
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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