glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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