I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she peed on how many people?
she pinky promised me she was 18
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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