you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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