I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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