Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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