Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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