Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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