i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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