I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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