She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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