yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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