And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
How many fucks given?
0.12846
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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