To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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