i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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