There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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