Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
