I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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