Dual....:-)
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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