He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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