in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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