i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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