It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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