i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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