Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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