I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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