i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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