I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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