Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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