I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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