We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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