is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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