I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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