I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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