I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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