Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
