Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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