But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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