What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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