I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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