apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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