the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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