I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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