You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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