why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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