You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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